[reaches down to touch football] Its still warm. Theres been sports here recently.
foxes are the most important animals on earth
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
things I want to do with u
- make grilled cheese
- watch dumb movies
- make a blanket fort
- maybe kiss or something
- take selfies
- hold hands
- dance to cute music
- go for walks outside
is michael cera even a real person?
and the most awkward person award goes to… michael cera
there is nothing more baffling than this video and it is only 6 seconds long
put this video on a flash drive and bury it on the moon