It’s my 24th birthday tomorrow. Going to try some of these shots at the bar. How many of these can I consume before getting carried away? Details to come.
3. Baby Guiness
2. Flamin’ Beaver
1. Alabama Slammer
you said I was gonna be a mermaid
A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand references.
[From various sources]
Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas
HERE, HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE
nominated for 4 academy awards
i’m so straight i refuse to turn on curves. its been days and i’m running out of gas. i wish i could get home
just go in reverse….
i’m not gay i don’t put it in the rear